» Loki vs Kitten
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Loki.
You: *meows and curls around his legs*
Stranger: ...Hello there. *looks down*
You: *Looks up at you with large kitty eyes. Purrs*
Stranger: *Crouches down, reaching out a hand and smiling* Well you're a sweet little thing.
You: *rubs my head on your hand*
Stranger: A Midgardian beast, correct? What was the name..feline? *chuckles lightheartedly*
You: *Meows in agreement. Rolls over on back and puts paws up in the air.*
Stranger: You would prove a great ally, yes? From what I have heard, your kind is quite friendly.
You: *Purrs. Looks up at you*
Stranger: I accept your allyship, but there will be discipline. *waggles index finger* First of all, you shall not take my pudding. *He can't help but grin a little*
You: *Tilts head at the mention of pudding*
Stranger: *Gives a stern look* None for you. I value my pudding and I will not allow you to have any.
You: * Lowers my eyes and ears. Mews pitifully.*
Stranger: Don't you start. It is not going to work..
You: *Looks up at you, wide-eyed. Mews again*
Stranger: You chose me, and you go by my rules. No pudding! *frowns*
You: *Shoots him a look, then stretches and walks a little ways away from him*
Stranger: It is your choice. Being in my army is no easy task anyway.. Go on. What do I care.
You: *Curls up on the floor, trying my hardest to look adorable*
Stranger: *Stands up and brushes his legs off* I do not need to deal with an ornery ally. If you refuse to follow my orders, I never needed you in the first place.
You: *Looks at him and mews. Runs towards his leg and curls around them again*
Stranger: *Sighs and rolls eyes* I assume you've made up your mind now?
You: * Nods and rubs against your leg*
Stranger: *Reaches a hand down and pats your head* Good ally.
You: *Pushes my head against your hand*
Stranger: *Fondles ears* I'm serious about the pudding, though.
You: *Purrs and continues to rubs my head again your hand*
Stranger: *Chuckles and crouches down again* Welcome to my army, I suppose..